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| Tuesday, August 29, 2006 - The 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards |
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PM - So, it's been a while. I left, for those of you who showed up last week, to Seattle. I left, for those of you who showed up last week, a little note on the index of this site. I explained, for those of you who showed up last week, what was going to happen. And as most of you probably didn't show up last week, here's that page. I had fun making it - worked a lot with transparencies, but of course, for those of you who still use damn IE, it looks all stupid. Do I sound a tad bitter? Perhaps, not sure why, because there should be joy in the air. This past weekend, Conan O'Brien hosted The 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards! I didn't care much for the nominations of these television shows; in fact, the majority of them were alien to me. The sole reason for my watching of the Emmys was for Conan. I have always loved Conan - recently, it being the summer time and that this renders me able to stay up to the wee hours of the morning, I have been catching Late Night. His job of hosting the Emmys was wonderful, I thoroughly enjoyed it. His introduction was even more amazing than everything put together (which sounds strange and is really impossible as "everything" incorporates the "introduction", but that just shows how awesome his introduction was, haha) - but I'll get to that in a second. I had originally planned to post bit by bit what I had edited... but being the forgetful Asim that I am, I got rid of the file that had the cuts, and also being the lazy Asim that I am, I did not want to sit through an hour and mark down cut times. So instead, I'll send you over to The 58th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards page for you to choose what you want to watch. There are two clips. The first of the two is Conan's Introduction, nearly fifteen minutes long! The second is my highlights - just some things that I thought were the worthy of watching over and over again - this one spans nearly an hour - but remembering that the Emmys was a three hour show, I guess it's fine... and besides, I get attached to things much too fast. I was going to tell you what was in that hour, but like I said, I'm forgetful and lazy. Simple enough: two clips. Remember, here.
Now, back to Conan's introduction. Many people are accusing the people of NBC of being heartless, maniacal, no worth downright scoundrels. But why? Quite simply, or not, because of that crash that happened on Sunday in Kentucky. Now I don't know the facts of the crash, because I seldom watch the news, I find it rather laughable at time, but I do know that it was on the same day as the Emmys, a mere thirteen hours before. A lot of people are very offended by the Introduction of the Emmys - as most probably all award shows do, this year's Emmys featured spoofs of the things that are related to the show. This year, Conan is on a plane, flying to Los Angeles to host the Emmys... when all of a sudden, the plane loses control and crashes, and Conan is stranded on a deserted island - which in turn starts to spoof Lost, that show that people were raving about for the past two years, that by the way, was in almost no way affiliated with this year's Emmy Awards. Conan then tries to get to the Emmy Awards (a plot taken from many hosts, haha) while finding his way into other nominated shows - all of which are done very tastefully and accurately. Do you see a connection between that Introduction's plane crash and the one in Kentucky? I sure do not. Many people were angered that NBC didn't pull the plug on the introduction, or at least edit the beginning out... to totally ruin the Introduction. A one Shannonm93 and I, on IMDb, had a little discussion about the "scandal". She decided that it would've been best to have put a little disclaimer saying that NBC had cut part of Introduction in light of what has happened in Kentucky... but why would they do that if there is no relation to other plane crash? Must one plane crash force other plane footage or talks into silence? I certainly think not. That is an absurd thought. I would understand it if NBC had put Conan in a plane flying over Kentucky and then after the plane crashed he would have been fleeing the scene with a bucket of fried chicken, but in no way must NBC apologize for spoofing Lost - a very good spoof at that. Well that's what I, and many, many other's; think. Tonight's (or tomorrow morning's rather) Late Night is brand new, and I'm curious as to whether Conan remarks about it. Leno might've last night, but I was busy capturing 30 Days for you guys (which by the way, should Insha Allah be ready by tomorrow night). I'll capture Late Night tonight, just in case Conan talks about it - you guys will get the clip right away in the morning, Insha Allah. And in case he doesn't talk about it, our own Margarita went to the Emmys that night, perhaps she could bring a little insight into this topic... and even if Conan does talk about it, it'll be fun to hear about one of our own heading to the eventful night. That's all I got for you guys now, take care. see u. |
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7:30
PM - That title may be a bit misleading, let me clarify. Stephen Colbert was on 60 Minutes this past weekend, like I explained earlier, interviewed by Morley Safer. In it, Stephen explains to us things about the show that may not be understood by just watching it, very insightful stuff he shares; I thoroughly enjoyed it (and so did my Dad, we like to catch 60 Minutes together when we can). Last night, 30 Days aired its fourth episode in which a man with a seriously bad temper takes a new approach to life by taking part in this new age therapy that does away with "Western Medicine" and uses methods of almost cult like themes to relieve stress and sicknesses. In it, Tom Collett (the bad tempered fellow) has to live that life for thirty days. He is a divorced dad (seven year-old daughter) and has a girlfriend with whom he has bought a brand new house. His girlfriend, Misti, isn't too excited about the idea, as she is against these kinds of things that may change Tom's beliefs and potentially ruin their relationship, but that's what the episode's about, living and reacting in this new world that is unlike your own. The Stephen Colbert portion of this week's 60 Minutes can be downloaded here, however the Mike Wallace interview with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iran's current president, is not on this site, I didn't get time to capture the beginning minutes of the interview - besides, the majority of it didn't seem really new interesting news anyway; my apologies to anyone who was hoping to snab that portion. The 30 Days' episodes can be downloaded here, on the 30 Days page of this site. The H.264 version is not up as of yet, but I will be adding it tomorrow morning, Insha Allah - I ran into a little problem encoding where I typed in the wrong bitrate... haha.
In other interests, today is the one and only Robert De Niro's birthday. 63 year-old. A living icon, may he stay with us for a long time, Insha Allah. Our own Marc Jackson (when I say our, I mean the small community of a school that I belong to at Sherman Oaks CES, and in no way am I suggesting [thanks Adam] that we own Marc Jackson as our property... just a figure of speech) claims to have shared an elevator with De Niro a couple months ago in a job interview or something of the sort - he's a reader here, perhaps he will indulge us in a little anecdote. I hope to Insha Allah meet Mr. Robert De Niro one day, and perhaps I'll ask him about Marc's encounter, among many other things. Well anyway in honor of Robert De Niro, Goodfellas, of the great Martin Scorsese [which on an unrelated note, spell check wants to replace with "corpses", haha] (and Nicholas Pileggi) is on TBS tonight (if you haven't seen it, Robert De Niro's in it)! According to the Family Media Guide and Wikipedia, Goodfellas is in the number three spot of having the highest number of f-bombs dropped in a single film, only beaten by Martin Scorsese's (again with Nicholas Pileggi's) own Casino in first, followed poorly by Jarhead in second. TBS had numerous ads airing today that showcased Goodfellas' swearing by bleeping multiple second series and having every other word in the ad be "freaking", haha - this'll be very fun. It's on at 9 PM, Insha Allah, after two episodes of Friends - but that means it cuts into It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia - but I'll have their season finale on the site by Saturday, as I'm going to Six Flags Magic Mountain tomorrow, Insha Allah - I might have some pictures too! But if you can, try and catch it tonight to better the chances of coming back for a third season next year, Insha Allah, no offense to De Niro, Scorsese, Pileggi, or Ted Turner. That's all I have for you tonight. Oh, Happy Late Birthday Pakistan and India, haha. Take care. see u. |
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9:50
PM - August 13, 2004 wasn't only Alfred Hitchcock's 105th birthday, it was also the day that I recieved my permit to drive... Friday the thirteenth. I remember the day, I was still not legally of age to get my permit, but as the DMV would be closed Monday, my birthday, they allowed me to get an early permit. I remember showing up to the DMV and being told that our appointment was never scheduled, but as there was no one there, ironically, they would let me get my permit that day. Another ironic thing about this was that we chose that specific DMV in Van Nuys because they were the only people to give us an appointment on such short notice, because I wait until the last minute for everything. So we fill out the paper work, get a photograph taken of me, and take that easy written test; and then I was legally allowed to drive. We step outside and get into our Odyssey, which is not my car, I had my car sitting at home in our drive way, a car that I bought a month and a day before, my Honda Civic Hatch; usually people don't buy cars that they can't buy.... As we leave the parking lot of the DMV, we pass over railroad tracks - my very first railroad tracks, and with in sixty seconds of getting my permit to drive legally. What happens? The gates start to come down as I approach it, when I am within five or ten feet of it, well there was no way I was going to slam my breaks, I just kept on driving. And that is pretty much my memory of my Permit day, two years ago.
Now what does that graphic to the left have to do with my Permit day? Absolutely nothing. There's this movie coming out, Snakes on a Plane, probably the dumbest movie ever. The first time I saw an ad for this movie, I couldn't help but laugh out loud and wonder what the hell this world is coming to that people would actually find it entertaining to watch a movie about poisonous snakes on a damn plane... but the more ads that came on TV... the more I was intrigued. I later found out Kenan Thompson was in this movie, Kenan Thompson is a person who we, or at least I, grew up watching, in All That and Kenan and Kel (both of whose theme songs are rushing through my head right now... ahh). He has been seen lately in movies and TV, most notably Saturday Night Live and his long time buddy, and ours too, Kel Mitchell, has been seen in TV commercials for companies like Pepsi and Kentucky Fried Chicken. But that alone did not get me to look out for the commercials on TV. One day, I heard a bunch of scratching, like a record scratching, on TV to Samuel L. Jackson's voice; it was an ad for his latest movie, Snakes on a Plane. I decided to watch it. I sat through about twenty five seconds of a a fun little soundtrack with a bunch of snakes dropping on people, gun shots opening up a side of the plane with people flying out of it , and flame throwers going... all in a plane... and that's when I saw feet. These weren't just any old grandma looking feet, these were feet of a light brown girl, which were right behind her pink sandals. It was a shot from under a bunch of seats, and a lime green snake is seen in the foreground... it strikes, the feet lift to this mid body shot where the feet go under her legs, and then the face is shown. This girl, reading a magazine and listening to music, looking to the side with this expression on her face of interest; my mouth opened wide in awe, how beautiful was this girl! This image became fixated in my head. After the commercial ended, I wondered if I saw her somewhere before, and I replayed the commercial in my head, over and over. But that's as far as I took it, remembering the image in my head. A couple days passed, and I heard Sam's voice on the TV, I quickly jumped up to look at it, waiting for the girl in the last five seconds... she never came. I then decided to take some action and look this girl up on IMDb - I also found the trailer on YouTube. So I headed over there hoping that she would somehow show up, usually if I would look someone up on IMDb I knew nothing about, it would be hard because all I would see of the crew of a film is names... but recently they added this little feature of a photo next to the cast's name if one was ever made - until today I found this very annoying. Unfortunately, the pictures of the cast resembled nothing like the girl I was looking for. I came across this one title, "iPod Girl" - I thought, was this girl of my dreams listening to an iPod in the teaser? And if so, does that mean that judging by this title she's a small character? I clicked the name, Agam Darshi, was it her? The photo was similar to the girl, but was it her? I scrolled down to the message board, " Beautiful Actress" " She has pretty feet!". I found her. Agam Darshi. Originally Agamdeep Darshi. Parents from India, born in the UK, lived in many places, but is now settled in Vancouver. Actor, Writer, Producer, Graphic Designer... need I say more? Yet, how old is she? Don't know. haha. Check out her site - AgamProductions. Her web design company, Jolie-Laide Designs, made it... I find it highly amusing that she has her contact info on her site for a quote... haha. Alright I'm done. All I have to say is that I'm going to look out for Agam Darshi in film and television, Insha Allah.
That's all I have to say - Oh. Tonight on 60 Minutes, the one and only Stephen Colbert was interviewed, I captured it, and it is encoding now, but I won't be able to share it with you guys, Insha Allah, until Wednesday as I'm going out of town Monday and Tuesday. So take care everyone. see u. |
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11:45
PM - That's the first lowercase word in the title I believe. I haven't been posting lately, limiting myself to once a week kinds of things, but that doesn't mean I'm not hard at work attempting to get myself into loads of illegal trouble. A lot of things have been going on recently, and it is my job to talk about them. The first thing I want to do is talk about twenty one commercials that I have just newly added to this site. See that graphic to the left? That is the commercial that I have long been talking about, the revered Time Warner Cable commercial. I don't know if I've discussed with you guys anything about this commercial, so I will go ahead and do so now. When I first saw this commercial, at least six months ago, I initially thought it was a film trailer. It struck me as that right away, as it was in letterbox, and it had that feel of introducing these two key characters that will be played out throughout a story. We see a residential neighborhood, two neighbors standing outside their cars; we come closer and here them talk, introduce themselves. The girl is new to the neighborhood, the guy is a little shy, but still attempting to be rather outgoing, which may have come off a bit strange to the girl. They have a little playful banter, and then the guy says "Welcome to the neighborhood", and they walk off screen. That just screams film, and a film that I'd be really interested in watching, as this is exactly the kind of story that entertains the hell out of me. It turns out though that this is a commercial; it starts to rain later that night and the guy's satellite connection is disrupted. He therefore goes on his roof to fix the connection, drenched in the rain. Meanwhile, the new girl neighbor is in her upstairs bedroom undressing, getting ready for bed when she looks out her window and sees this guy on the roof looking in her direction. The way that he is holding the satellite makes it seem as if he can't control his body that the satellite is his only means of safety from losing feeling in his legs and plummeting to the ground, while this is not the case, the girl does not know and this causes the girl to scream and jump back, hence begging the statement that cable is better than satellite, as you will not be thought to be stalking another if you subscribe to cable. A brilliant commercial that was well worth the wait of six months to capture it.
That isn't the only commercial I've added to the Commercials section, there are twenty others, some of which I've been saving to add since April. I've split the commercials into pages of ten each, in order of latest capture. All commercials I put on this site are humorous or at least entertaining, so none are a total waste of anyone's time. There is one thing that I'd like to say though, I've noticed that the most humorous of commercials are usually made by beer companies, and I began to wonder why this might be. Would it be because the topic is so broad and beer is not taken serious at all that the company can feel free to go as far as they can with it, or is it also because they might get a little drunk while writing the ad? I settled with the latter. I then thought, what if marijuana is legalized in America... how will commercials advertising marijuana look like...? haha. I of course do not support or sanction any of those acts, but it's something that I found funny.
On that note, we got that old Mel Gibson story.
I don't know if I spoke about it at all on this site, I doubt I have, but I'd like to say a little now. Comedians have been taking advantage of the stupidity of Mel since it was released, and I for one cannot get enough of it; unfortunately, I was not able to capture most of the comedians' jokes. Fortunately, however, I do have this for you. This morning, I was up watching late night, like I always do, and I stayed up for Carson, like I usually do. I am a big fan of late night, and there are a couple people that I love. I most love Conan, he is beyond hilarious. Second in line comes Jimmy Kimmel, hilarious guy. The third show may surprisingly be Last Call with Carson Daly. That show is just so idiotic and it takes itself the least seriously of all of them that it is just that much more enjoyable than anything on CBS. And by the way, if you're wondering, I don't like Leno's monologues usually, but I enjoy his interviews. So, this morning on Carson, they did this karaoke thing that they usually do where crew members sing karaoke about current events. I was recording it cos they usually have this girl sing on it that I find pretty attractive, and I wanted to show her to you guys... unfortunately, she didn't sing. Instead, I chose two of the four singers to showcase tonight. One is a Mel Gibson karaoke, and the other is a Hezbollah karaoke (and please, I do not want to start a political debate, asses), haha. The Gibson karaoke is sung to that Gnarles Barkley song where they accuse everyone of being insane. The Hezbollah karaoke is from some rap song that I don't remember the name to and am frankly too tired to replay the video, but I can tell you it's a popular song and I like it, and that's saying something. So go to this page to download that stuff if you're interested, but beware, they are pretty moronic, haha, that Hezbollah singing Graphic Designer is hilarious!
But I'm not done, how could I be? We haven't even talked about how my Pakistan single handedly saved thousands of people's lives this past week! haha. So, some confused Muslim Brits of Pakistani descent were plotting to blow up planes while they were in the air over the Atlantic coming to the US by means of liquid explosives stashed in drink and lotion bottles, triggered by camera flashes and what not. If you ask me, that is genius. I mean, ten planes explode over an ocean, it takes people days to find the plane, and when they do, they will never know how ten planes were taken down... I mean who would've guessed that Gatorade plus a Canon flash could blow up a damn plane?! In no way am I supporting these guys, but come on, was that a good idea or what? But what has come of it, now people aren't allowed to bring their contact lens cleaners with them on the plane... and if you want to bring your wife's breast milk for your baby, you have to drink it to prove to the security that it is breast milk and not an explosive that will stay in your stomache until you get on the plane and blow your stomache up with that Canon flash. Oh, and before I said how Pakistan single handedly saved us all? That was more of an exaggeration, Pakistan was just one of the people who tipped off the Brits. But come on my Muslim brothers, can you please start behaving? You're making the rest of us look bad... I mean can you please stop brainwashing others into thinking that this world will end if this so called corrupt America takes over? As long as these damn Republicans aren't in command, the world will be a safe place; so just hold on until 2009, and then you won't even see a need to attack America - haha. A video clip that I have for this even is Leno's monologue from his Thursday, August 10, 2006 show, it's not the only show that made fun of it, The Daily Show did a pretty funny segment, but I unfortunately couldn't capture it. Check out the Leno clip out here.
Lastly, Morgan Spurlock was on Conan this morning. I am a big fan of Spurlock, obviously having his episodes of 30 Days here (oh! by the way, 30 Days and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was updated), so I found it necessary to capture this interview with him (with Kevin Nealon one seat over as Conan's first guest). So if you want to download it, go to this page. And by the way, Conan will Insha Allah host the Emmys on August 27, 2006, and will air on NBC - and also, Morgan and his fiancé Alex, you know, the one who he always talks about and was in Super Size Me as well as 30 Days episodes, wed in May.
Oh, there are two more thing I want to talk about before I go to bed tonight. One is the file sizes of these clips and other new television episodes from here on out. Originally, I encoded all files, DivX, H.264, and WMV9 at 650Kbps video and 112Kbps Audio - after 30 Days came up, I decided to downsize the files, cos one minute is about 5.7MB like that, causing 30 Days to equal more than 250MB. Instead, I experimented with other numbers and came up with a new system that is about 3.7MB per minute for DivX, 3.4 MB per minute for WMV9, and 3.3MB per minute for H.264 - the audio quality on the H.264 being the highest at 96Kbps (with 350Kbps video) while the rest were 64Kbps both for audio and 430Kbps and 400Kbps for DivX and WMV9, respectively. You may be wondering why are they varying? Well, I have always tried to make H.264 the main thing to be downloaded on this site as, in my opinion, it is the best encoding codec, and to prove that, I dropped all three codecs to their lowest without losing too much quality, and H.264 showed the best while being the lowest of the three. I couldn't drop DivX or WMV9 any further, nor raise it, since I decided that 150MB rough is good enough for a 45 minute show. So that's one thing I pointed out, that that is how things will be done from now on, so I recommend downloading H.264 before any other files as it really is the best codec. The other thing I wanted to mention was Sir Alfred Hitchcock's birthday, it's in a couple of minutes. To honor the greatest suspense director ever, Encore Mystery is showing a bunch of his greatest movies all weekend, that's 304 if you have Time Warner Cable... I love TimeWarner/ Turner... but I hate AOL and CNN Headline News (who are owned by TimeWarner/Turner), so Happy 107th Birthday, Hitchcock. I think that's all I got for you tonight, I let my heart out. The very last thing I want leave you with is the reason I didn't split this page up, cos it's so long - it's basically because I haven't written anything this month, and I wanted this all to be written on the home page rather than some secondary page. Alright everyone, take care and keep visiting. see u. |
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11:00
PM - It's been a while! Well, it's not like I haven't been doing anything - if you have been devoted (like I've seen some of you have been), you'd have seen I've been updating a lot in the videos section. I added that latest episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and 30 Days, as well as posted five new comics (as well as split it into three pages, according to their last name); today, I just finished up my captures of X Games 12, and created a small section for it here. I freaking love the X Games, and this year was totally freaking awesome. They now have a rally race, which were incredible because of the two last racers, Travis Pastrana and Colin McRae; the former being a twenty-two year old Moto X rider turned rally racer and that latter being one of the greatest rally racers ever. The race was spectacular, especially the ending... and what about that double back flip guys? X Games was all about Pastrana - and don't hate the guy cos of it, this guy is the most humble guy in the world. Whenever someone would compliment him, he'd turn it around and say it's all because of someone else; this is guy is awesome. On that X Games 12 page I mentioned earlier, I have four clips, one is the double back flip, another is the rally race, another is the rally race side by side between McRae and Pastrana (which I think I had a little bit too much fun doing, haha), and there's also the Skateboard Best Trick. Now, in that event, everyone was expecting snow boarder/olympic gold medallist, Shaun White, to make the 1080. Mr. 900, Tony Hawk, was there commentating the whole thing, and was rooting Shaun on. As you should know, Tony made the 900 in 1999, and here we are, seven years later, and only two or three other people have made it... and here's Shaun attempting the 1080. Last year, he came so close, attempting almost thirty times in that short time the riders get to throw off their best trick. This year, at least, we were given thirty minutes of non-stop, no commercials, straight through skateboard action to watch all the guys attempt their tricks. Shaun tried nearly twenty times, and he came close only twice, and when I say close, I mean close to the 900... not the 1080. You could watch him make the 1080 with his body, but his board would drop out between the 720 and the 900, and when he dropped to the ground, sometimes he would still be spinning... so he didn't have enough height to pull it off... he tried until the very last second, and even after the time ran out, when he was hurt and broke some fingers, and then walked off. Perhaps next year, 1080? I mean, he has made it in the snow, but we all know the height that can be achieved in the snow... a vert ramp is a different story.
I also have some other updates, still not complete, such as some fifteen or so commercials that I'm adding, as well as two or three photography sections, some that are freaking old. Do you guys remember that commercial from Time Warner Cable that I fell in love with oh so many months ago? Well, I finally captured it! But that page isn't ready yet... but there'll be a special post just for that commercial by tomorrow or Tuesday or something, Insha Allah, cos I love it so damn much. And guess what, in the past two days, I added two gigs to this site, so the wait was well deserved I presume. Take care everyone, and enjoy boring August. The Godfathers are on TCM if you get bored... and did you know that they can show nudity and drop f-bombs in the middle of the day? haha. see u. |
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1:55
AM - Hey - this is probably the first time I've ever been truthful about the time on these first month posts, usually I put 12:01 AM but actually write it at 10:00 PM, but here I am actually writing at almost two in the morning, why? Because I'm crazy! [read that with the Mike Birbiglia tone] I waited for a new month to post cos I wanted that last week to be all about Kubrick's birthday, so anyone arriving will see that post. This month is A Clockwork Orange month, which I am pretty excited about, yet not as excited about 2001, which was on TCM Saturday night by the way; I caught it mid way, but I saw it on the 26th for Kubrick's Birthday, so I wasn't too sad about missing "The Dawn of Man". This month, I am happy, yet also a little sad, to say is the first month that I put an official font as the heading of the site. Although every month I type in the film title and then "font" into Google, I never really find anyone who has actually made anything, so I end up making something up on my own, but this month, I got lucky. I had a little troupe with the block angles; it took me three tries to get that one right, if you'll believe me - and I had fun with the three images I have up there, especially the eerie one in the middle... and also, you'll see that I'm sticking with the black background, why? cos it rocks. Although this layout should have a white background (see DVD cover to left), I decided to make it black cos it just looks awesome, I think. And I don't know if anyone notices, but the favicon changes every month now too (but only the sophisticated ones out there who do not have IE can see that). If you can't tell, this month is supposed to be Alex's eye - last month is was HAL.
The only real important things I have to say are that I'm working on the Videos for you; I was supposed to have both 30 Days and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia up by now, but Wednesday night, my computer went stupid, and Thursday night, I stayed longer than I originally anticipated at Sonia's dinner, which I'm not complaining about. I caught re-runs for both, and I am now encoding the H.264 files for the two episodes, as well as Mike Birbiglia on Comedy Central Presents. Speaking of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I remember a couple weeks ago, FX was running an ad for it by calling it " Seinfeld on crack", which I'm not going to deny cos I've been saying it from the beginning, that it may be the next Seinfeld, but I just had this image after I read the quote on IMDb just now, I had this image of Jerry Seinfeld eating a bowl of cereal while watching Sunny and then laughing so hard that Corn Flakes or Rice Krispies (I prefer the latter myself, love 'em; but for comedic purposes, Corn Flakes would be the better choice) and milk dripping out of his mouth and slapping his knee like in that scene of Big Daddy. haha, that was fun. Alright, that's all I got right now, I did have this joke I was saving about the heat wave and about Los Angeles' electricity, but I think Jimmy Kimmel has been covering it beautifully. Have fun in August guys, which by the way is the eighth month, but the number eight just screams September to me... ah well - stay safe this month, although, it sounds kind of boring. August. haha. see u. |
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